Brigitte shows your portfolio as it really is — live value, true P&L, concentration risk, and dead-coin detection — and quotes any swap. She never moves your funds: every trade is signed by you, in your own wallet.
The Vigil — Thesis Watch
State why you entered. Brigitte watches your reason — not the price — and tells you the moment it dies.
Most tools alert when price drops. The Vigil alerts when your reason is gone. A position can be down and still right; it can be green and already over. Name the structural level your thesis depends on, an optional clock, and an optional target. Everything is stored only in this browser.
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Exit plan — how you will get out (optional · alert-only, never executes)
Advanced lines are advisory — they flag a review, not an invalidation. They read CryptoLwa's live narrative & regime signals.
No theses yet — search a coin above to record your first.
The Vigil never executes a trade and never moves funds. It describes the death of a reason; you decide what to do. Educational only — not financial advice.
The Passage — When a Trade Turns
Baron guards the crossroads; Brigitte walks you through it.
When a position turns against you, the real danger isn't only the loss — it's the decision you make while your heart is pounding. The Passage slows that moment down. It never tells you to buy, sell, or hold. It shows you what you already decided when you were calm, and helps you cross with a clear head.
1StopBrigitte
Breathe. Nothing has to be decided in the next sixty seconds — the market will still be here. Take one slow breath before you read on.
2SeeBaron
Baron lays the facts bare — no spin. Which position turned?
3NameBrigitte
Tell the truth about which is happening. This is the only question that matters.
4CrossBaron
The crossing
Before any new position, Baron asks you to set this down for a while — name how long. This is a promise to yourself; nothing is enforced.
Wait at leastbefore opening anything new
Your past crossings — read them; the patterns are the lesson
Money stress is real, and it can press on more than your portfolio. If a loss is weighing on you beyond the trade itself, it's worth talking to someone you trust. Brigitte guards the gate — she is not a substitute for a real person in your corner. Educational only — not financial advice.
Portfolio
Add your holdings — stored only in this browser. Prices are live; nothing is sent anywhere.
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No holdings yet — search above to add your first.
Swap Desk
First a quick estimate, then the real swap — Uniswap V3, signed in your own wallet. Brigitte never touches your funds.
1 Estimate the pair
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A quote is an estimate from live spot prices — it excludes DEX fees, slippage and gas. Use it to sanity-check the real route below.
2 Execute the swap
⚜ Brigitte's Swap · Uniswap V3MAINNET · you sign
Brigitte never signs or sends transactions. The swap widget connects directly to your wallet and the Uniswap V3 contracts on Ethereum mainnet — we never see your keys, balances, or signatures. Token swaps are irreversible: verify every contract, network and amount before signing. Want the full desk with charts and the LEGBA narrative lens? Open Brigitte's full Swap desk →
Educational only — not financial advice · Brigitte never custodies or moves funds